I want to draw specific attention to this quote:

Speaking at a press conference on Monday, De Laurentiis confirmed how important the developments are to him by threatening to leave if his wishes were not met. "On Monday at five [o'clock], I will meet the mayor to figure out if I should go away from Naples and start over in England with Benitez," he admitted. "If I leave Naples, you’ll end up in [Serie] C but with the same mayor," De Laurentiis continued."

Yes, I will watch this 57 times*. Thanks for your concern. *today

Welcome Back Boys

Ah, November -- when the rumors of the always highly anticipated Napoli calendar are fleshed out into lovely teasers, and Americans start wondering if they can fly to Naples just to pick one up. Seventeen seconds is way too short...

Listen as the San Paolo goes nuts after Gonzalo Higuain's opening goal against Dortmund.

It's a fungus!

Not sure if this video makes me happy or sad...

According to ESPN Soccernet, Napoli are screwed